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8月19日

Windows Live Writer - Much More than Expected

 
Talking About Windows Live Writer
 

Early this week I had about Windows Live Writer on Amit Agarwal's . There had been the usual flurry of hype around the (early) release, but sometime's it's tough to cut through the fluff and hype when a new product comes out. In case you haven't heard, Windows Live Writer is a true WYSIWYG blog editor from Microsoft. When I read Amit's comments that it was "miles ahead of competition (from w.blogger, ecto or blogjet) both in terms of features and user interface," that was enough to interest me. When I read that is had "a very reasonable price - $0.00," that made it even more compelling to try out.

So I did, and to put it simply, it works exceptionally well, especially considering that this is a Beta product. Right now I'm using it to write this on one of my Windows Live Spaces blogs. I know, one could say that the product was designed around Microsoft's proprietary products, then ramble on in another pro- or anti-Microsoft tirade. Simply put, it works like a champ on this Space. But more interesting, this is not where I tried it out to begin with.

As noted earlier, I had read Amit's remarks, so I downloaded it at the site and promptly installed it. I had read that this product was compatible with a number of other weblogs, such as Blogger, LiveJournal, TypePad, WordPress, etc. So that's where I started. All this past week I've used Windows Live Writer to edit , which is Blogger-based. Really wanted to see just what it would do with graphics and embedded video. Check it out to see how it functioned with YouTube and Google Video, and it did quite well. If you want to see how well it worked, go take a look for yourself.

I'm very pleased. It's not that I've forgotten my basic HTML skills, it's just that this product make it that much easier to focus on content, rather than technology.  

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Introducing Windows Live Writer

Welcome to the Windows Live Writer team blog! We are excited to announce that the Beta version of Windows Live Writer is available for download today.

Windows Live Writer is a desktop application that makes it easier to compose compelling blog posts using Windows Live Spaces or your current blog service. 

Blogging has turned the web into a two-way communications medium. Our goal in creating Writer is to help make blogging more powerful, intuitive, and fun for everyone.

Writer has lots of features which we hope make for a better blogging experience. Some of the ones we are most excited about include:

WYSIWYG Authoring

The first thing to notice about Writer is that it enables true WYSIWYG blog authoring. You can now author your post and know exactly what it will look like before you publish it. Writer knows the styles of your blog such as headings, fonts, colors, background images, paragraph spacing, margins and block quotes and enables you to edit your post using these styles. 

Writer also includes other views including HTML source-code editing and web preview mode.

Now you don’t have to waste time going through the process of publishing, refreshing, previewing, and tweaking your post to get it looking the way you want. It’s all right there in Writer as you create your post.

Photo Publishing

Writer makes inserting, customizing, and uploading photos to your blog a snap. You can insert a photo into your post by browsing image thumbnails through the “Insert Picture” dialog or by copying and pasting from a web page.

Once you’ve inserted the picture, Writer provides contextual editing tools to modify size, text wrapping, borders, and apply graphic effects. Writer also allows you specify a smaller thumbnail to that will link to a larger image for detailed viewing.

Photos can be either uploaded directly to your weblog provider (if they support the newMediaObject API) or to an FTP server.

Map Publishing

Whether you are blogging about a vacation or a political conflict, maps are a great help in engaging the imagination of your readers. You can do this using Writer's ability to insert a Windows Live Local map directly into a post.

Even better is that the map can be customized directly within Writer - including changing the view to show road, aerial or bird's eye detail and by adding pushpins (including custom links and/or photos for each pushpin).

When readers click on the map they get a larger view on the Windows Live Local site.

Writer SDK

Already thinking of other cool stuff you want to insert into your blog? Good!

The Windows Live Writer SDK allows developers to extend the capabilities of Writer to publish additional content types. Examples of content types that can be added include:

  1. Images from online photo publishing sites
  2. Embedded video or audio players
  3. Product thumbnails and/or links from e-commerce sites
  4. Tags from tagging services

We can't wait to see all the things people cook up with the SDK!  

Compatibility

Writer is a great client for Windows Live Spaces but also works with other weblogs including Blogger, LiveJournal, TypePad, WordPress (and many others).

Writer supports RSD (Really Simple Discoverability), the Metaweblog API, and the Movable Type API.

We want Writer to work well with every blogging service out there. If you can’t get Writer to work with your blog, we want to know.

Stay Tuned

We will continue to post updates and other information on the product to this Space in the coming weeks. Please subscribe to our RSS feed or visit again soon to get the most current information on Windows Live Writer.

J.J. Allaire,
Windows Live Writer

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It's a product that will surprise you in not only it's ease of installation, but it's pure functionality as well. There was only one point in the last few days that there seemed to be a small problem, but that was probably due to "user malfunction" more than anything else. Also check out the Community Plugins. There are a couple listed there: Flickr4Writer and Tag4Writer. Have downloaded both, but have only had a chance to try Tag4Writer, which is a fast and effective plugin that enables insertion of a list into a template for tags. Used it to effortlessly create the Technorati tags listed below.

Microsoft has provided the blogging community with a superb tool... and how can you beat the price? Check it out for yourself.

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7月15日

The reason I want to meet Dr. Scott Rice

I want to visit the Department of English & Comparative Literature at San Jose State University for the sole purpose of meeting Scott Rice, Ph.D. in person. Dr. Rice is obviously held in high esteem on the academic front, since he’s the Department Chair. His research interests cover the range of satire, grammar, British & European novels and commercialism in education.

Even more important, Scott Rice is the originator of the the world-famous Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest that we've mentioned here before, an annual competition for would-be writers that challenges them to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels.

The contest is named after a minor Victorian writer whose novel began with the now-infamous (or is it infamous) line:

"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness." 
~ Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)

In case you missed it before, go to the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest site to see the creative listings and examples from past winners and runner-up entries. They’re well worth the trip. 

And maybe I’ll get to make my trip to SJSU someday, and shake the hand of the man who made this all possible.

 

My progress to visit: Department of English & Comparative Literature on 43places.
My progress to meet:
Scott Rice on 43people.

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Talking about Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for 2006

 

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Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for 2006
It's official: Jim Guigli is the winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for 2006.  

The retired mechanical designer submitted 64 entries into this year's annual contest, which is sponsored by the English Department at San Jose State University. Presumably each entry was worse as he went on, because he impressed the judges with his "appalling powers of invention," according to Scott Rice, a professor in SJSU's Department of English and Comparative Literature.
 
The gem that he came up with included this prose:
"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."
It's so bad that it's actually good - at least good enough to give him the prize for 2006. The part with "... a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while..." was especially enlightening. And it seemed to be a focus that may of the entries followed.
 
Amongst the Runner-Up and Dishonorable Mention categories in the 2006 Contest results was a Special Salute to Breasts Category, which included these gems from the following aspiring authors:
 
Wayne Spivey, Major, USAF Retired
Huntsville, Texas
As she sashayed out of the police station, her high heels clicking a staccato rhythm on the hard tile floor, like a one-armed castanet player in a very bad mariachi band, her ample bosom held in check only by a diaphanous blouse, and bouncing at each step like a 1959 tricked out Low-rider Chevy with very good hydraulics---she smiled to herself as she thought of the titillating interrogation from Detective Tipple about the Twin Peaks Melon Heist.
Stan Higley
Fairport, NY
When she sashayed across the room, her breasts swayed like two house trailers passing on a windy bridge.
Mark Schweizer
Hopkinsville, KY
Although Brandi had been named Valedictorian and the outfit for her speech carefully chosen to prove that beauty and brains could indeed mix, she suddenly regretted her choice of attire, her rain-soaked T-shirt now valiantly engaging in the titanic struggle between the tensile strength of cotton and Newton's first law of motion.
Seems that with entries like these, the judges had some very tough choices to make this year. Also don't miss the Lyttony of Grand Prize Winners which lists all of the winners since 1983, and some of these entries are great. But is "lyttony" a recognized word or just a play on Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, for whom the contest is named?
 
It seems that lyttony is a lexidiem here - interesting word in any case.
 


 
7月5日

Politically Incorrect

There's a Marine who was recently stationed in Iraq who seems to have a number of problems these days. It's not that he's a bad guy, and he hasn't been accused of attacking Iraqi civilians or anything quite like that. But if one were to take everything shown on the Internet as serious, then one might equate him with a sadistic guard or the like.  
 
As a matter of fact, his actions while he was stationed in Iraq have drawn the angry attention of the
Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), the premier Islamist front group in the US today. This organization is no slouch when it comes to using American rights to further their aims. As a matter of fact, the CAIR has begun filing complaints with the FBI about various blogs in the Internet, resulting is visits by agents about comments that were reported to the FBI by CAIR
 
It seems that the CAIR is being bankrolled by none other than the United Arab Emirates, and
they have announced it on their own official UAE government WebsiteSources say it will be enough to help CAIR finance the construction of a new $24 million office building and a planned $50 million public-relations campaign aimed at repairing Islam's (and the UAE's) image in America. 
 
Hey CAIR, want to repair Islam's and the UAE's image here?
Stop supporting terrorism! 
 
But back to the Marine who thoroughly pissed off CAIR. His name is Corporal Joshua Belile, USMC, and he was stationed with his helicopter gunship unit at Al Asad Airbase  (aka "Camp Cupcake") in Iraq until March 2006. Cpl. Belile is also a musician, and while there he happened to record an original song, Hadji Girl, a joke based on lines from the 2004 satirical film Team America: World Police , at the urging of some fellow Marines. The four-minute, 13-second video of Belile's performance told the story of a Marine in Iraq who falls in love with an Iraqi girl. It was then posted anonymously on the Internet at YouTube.com.
 
In the song, the girl took the Marine to her family's house, but the family shot the girl and then pointed their "
AKs" at the Marine. The Marine then grabbed the Iraqi girl's little sister and "put her in front of me." The lyrics go on, stating, "As the bullets begin to fly, the blood sprayed from between her eyes and then I laughed maniacally. Then I hid behind the TV and I locked and loaded my M-16, I blew those little fu*kers to eternity."
 
OK, politically incorrect, inappropriate, and even a bit rough. But is it any more so that all the
other songs (or politically-incorrect cartoons) that have preceded this one during time of war or national emergency? Did we ever hear the German government complaining publicly about the song that referred to Hitler's testicles? Have you ever listened to George Carlin, Chris Rock and many more that have regular HBO and MTV specials? What's one person't humor may not be that of another, but don't condemn them just because your neighbor does, people. Get a life! 
 
In any case, the video was strongly condemned by CAIR, which
issued a press release which described the song as "Marines cheering a song that glorifies the killing of Iraqi civilians," and mentioned the audience "laughed and cheered wildly" at the lyrics. CAIR Executive Director Nihad Awad stated, "The inappropriate actions of a few individuals should not be allowed to tarnish the reputation of all American military personnel." 
 
Here's one of the ironic parts to this whole episode: CAIR thought they were doing a "public service" when they hosted a copy of Hadji Girl on their Website at
http://www.cair.com/video/marine-hadji-girl.wmv. If you click on the link, you'll see that it is down, with a HTTP Error 404 - File or directory not found message. It has been rumored by some on the 'Net that they had done more to promote Hadji Girl (just try doing a Google search on Hadji Girl, then count the hits) than their actions to punish Joshua Belile. But their pressure on the government was intense. 
 
The Marine Corps announced an investigation into the incident, followed up, then
exonerated Cpl. Belile of any charges. Marine Corp spokeswoman Maj. Shawn Haney stated, "The preliminary inquiry has been concluded. No punitive action will be taken against Corporal Belile. And there will be no further investigation." 
 
Maj. Haney noted that the inquiry ruled out any violations of the
Uniform Code of Military Justice. Another Marine (who asked not to be named) supposedly commented that poor taste, poor judgment and poor timing, not to mention offensive lyrics, do not necessarily amount to criminal conduct
 
OK, we'll accept that. 
 
But CAIR does have the power to exert some pretty powerful pressure when they want to. As noted earlier, the Hadji Girl video was originally posted on the Internet site
YouTube.com, but if you go there, you get the following message: This video has been removed by the user. It has been alleged that this means that they were pressured into it, and other creative types have managed to insert half-hidden links to help people get to sites that still host the Hadji Girl video. Google Video has not given in to the pressure, and has kept at least a half dozen copies of the Hadji Girl video on their site so far. 
 
Thanks, Google, for understanding what free speech is all about. Josh Belile had some interesting comments that were posted on
Michelle Malkin's site on 6/27/2006, a good reminder to all of us. At the end of his statement he noted: "If you don't want to listen to my music, I'm sure your volume knob works as well as mine."  
 
Well put, Josh. Words we should all remember. 

Corporal Josh Belile is now stationed with
Marine Light/Attack Helicopter Squadron 167 (HML/A-167) near Jacksonville, SC. He later apologized to those who were offended by its content, offering an explanation. He plays with a group called the Sweater Kittenz in the Jacksonville, SC area. 

 

Here are the lyrics that have been considered offensive by some:

Hadji Girl
 
I was out in the sands of Iraq
And we were under attack
And I, well, I didn't know where to go.
 
And the first thing that I could see was
Everybody's favorite Burger King
So I threw open the door and I hit the floor.
 
Then suddenly to my surprise
I looked up and I saw her eyes
And I knew it was love at first sight.
 
And she said…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah

Hadji girl, I can't understand what you're saying.
 
And she said…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah

Hadji girl, I love you anyway.
 
Then she said that she wanted me to see.
She wanted me to go meet her family
But I, well, I couldn't figure out how to say no.
 
Cause I don't speak Arabic.
 
So, she took me down an old dirt trail.
And she pulled up to a side shanty
And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.
 
Cause her brother and her father shouted…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah

They pulled out their AKs so I could see
 
And they said…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah

(with humorous emphasis:)
So I grabbed her little sister, and pulled her in front of me.
 
As the bullets began to fly
The blood sprayed from between her eyes
And then I laughed maniacally 
 
Then I hid behind the TV
And I locked and loaded my M-16
And I blew those little f*ckers to eternity.
 
And I said…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah

They should have known they were f*ckin' with a Marine.

These lyric may be politically incorrect, but they aren't a criminal act, at least not in this country. If these words truly offend you, then don't play his video, and don't listen to his music. But (repeating myself here) remember the statement from earlier, and I quote:
If you don't want to listen to my music, I'm sure your volume knob works as well as mine.  
~
Joshua Belile
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5月11日

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
~ Clint Eastwood

Well put, Mr. Eastwood! Couldn't have said it better.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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